*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you

Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

(via itsinthewi-fi)

me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this

(Source: unalike, via heynips)

(via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: thismeanshardy, via sirblack)

Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired
Me at 4 AM: i must WRITE A NOVEL

me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

(via winterandmadness)